Originally Posted by X5Jay

For a long time, I've felt that I am really more like a dog than a human. I wish there was an operation available to me that would add a tail, grow fur all over my body, and allow me to contort enough to lick my own balls - but I haven't seen this yet. Crotch sniffing would be a whole lot easier for me to get away with too - at least easier than it is now. I suppose my kids would just have to get over it - their friends don't know what I'm feeling anyhow, and you know, it's all about me. Hell, I'll bite the first bastard that gives them a hard time about their dad having a tail - and I want a big long bushy st. bernard tail too, not a little chopped dobie tail. Hmmm..., perhaps if I start a parade more people will understand how I feel and I'll finally be able to get the ball rolling on this...