I suspect that Ralph doesn't look that good, naked...

that group looks like the men's locker room at our
club here; but, most of the guys I see aren't in that
good of shape as the dudes in the pic.

And, the "stew" ain't that bad: ya'll wait until you are
old enough to catch yourself trying to pick out the
"best to look at", in a freakin crowd of 60 & up old bags...