The passport agency here in NYC at Rockefeller Center does emergency passports, so I know that what you're asking for is possible.

If you show up with tickets and your paperwork, and a picture your local office should be able to get you a passport right away.

I found this:

http://travel.state.gov/passport/passport_1738.html

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