A friend of mine used to do tech support. Here's a funny joke he once fowarded to me:

Tech: Hi, how can I help you.

Customer: My computer isn't working.

Tech: What exactly is wrong with it?

Customer: It's not working.

Tech: What do you see?

Customer: Nothing.

Tech: Do you see an error message?

Customer: No, it's just blank.

Tech: Is the computer on?

Customer: I don't know.

Tech: Try turning it on.

Customer: Nothing happens.

Tech: Is it plugged in?

Customer: I think so.

Tech: Take a look and see if it's plugged in.

Customer: I can't tell.

Tech: Well, look behind it and see.

Customer. I still can't tell.

Tech: Why not?

Customer: Because it's too dark back there.

Tech: Why don't you turn on the light.

Customer: I can't. The power is out.

Tech: Do you still have the original box your computer came in?

Customer: I think so.

Tech: Here is what I want you to do....take your computer, put it back in the box, and send it back to us with a note that you are too stupid to use a computer.

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