Our X3 has 41k miles and its still on the first set. Maintenace expires in less than 9k miles!!!! Must........slam.......brakes..........more. But see, the brakes on the X3 are so strong, I fear that if I slam the brakes full-tilt, the pavement will ripple up in front of me and I'll fly through the windshield even with my seat belt on.

Ha, there's this oh-so-blonde asian girl that we all make fun of (in a joking way). Apprently, she was with her friends climbing up the many flights up stairs to our rehearsal room. She gets tired, and waves her hands to fan herself, and says "Hold on guys, I'm so tired. I need some carbon monoxide I mean carbon dioxide!" And the other girls and say " you mean oxygen, right?"