Hey Jon, I see you got your avatar, nice!!

Caption:
"See, I told you I could surf, how do you like my form?"
"My BF said he likes tan lines, this better work"
"My back is killing me, they said this beach sand was soft"
"Forget it, this is as close as I get to the water"
"Maybe if I leave some snail tracks on his surf board he will notice me"
"Maybe Jon will notice me now!!!"