Thanks for all the support and all the kind words, fellas. I guess I was having a "weak moment."

I'll be fine, and I am well on my way to recovery. My doctor is wonderful, though he's become more familiar with my penis than ANY man should have, to be frank!

Again, thanks for all the kind words!

Juan

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