05-15-2007, 08:58 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: NORCAL
Posts: 17,181
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Too funny. That's why the worlds shining examples need to be careful about what thaey stick on their car. 
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Originally Posted by JV
 with DC being on the list.
Last Sunday, parking lot at Lowe's, 9am...
Woman in a MB C-class hatchback, flying through the parking lot at about 35mph, people walking and pushing shopping carts all around. I'm slowly pulling through a parking space to to the empty one in front, so I can just pull straight out as I'm leaving. She slams on her brakes, tires screeching because she thinks I'm pulling out in front of her.
She then speeds off, screaming obscenities at me, while pulling violently on her seatbelt. She has a "JESUS" emblem on her car and one of those "My Child is an Honor Roll Student at..." bumper stickers on her rear bumper. 
1)it's a Sunday morning
2)it's a parking lot
3)I wished I'd had an egg to throw at that hosebag's car |
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