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Originally Posted by Silver 5
Every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour.
"National Lampoons Christmas Vacation"
One of my all time favorite movies
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If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet I couldn't be more surprised then I am right now.
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"promote the general welfare, not provide the general welfare"
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
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