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Old 05-27-2007, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by JV
There's the explanation for why the dinoasaurs died out! Just couldn't wrangle two of each!

via carrier pigeon-

To: Noah.
From: Jacob and Isaac, Creature Catchers, Inc.

Message: We regret to inform you that we could only secure you one Tyrannosaurus Rex. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you, and we will not expect the other half of the agreed upon 40 acres of pomegranate orchard and oxcart full of frankincense.

P.S., one of our employees is missing a ring and a gold watch. Please monitor the T-Rex closely and you should find it once the beast defacates. The watch and ring should be found intact, as he was swallowed whole during capture.
LMAO!
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