Life imitates Life: true story...one of myCEO's knucklehead brothers
was arrested for DUI in Franklin Lakes, NJ where he lived at
his 'rents house at the time. He was booked and then "released"
and driven home by the Franklin Lakes cops. They dropped him off
to an empty house.

He climbed in one of my in-law's cars and headed
back out to another bar: the Oakland, NJ police, (seemingly
waiting for him, but who knows), in the adjoinging town, nailed
him as he crossed the town's lines.

Two DUIs in one night, in the space of less than an hour.

You can't make this stuff up. That brother of my CEO, is still
a loser, 10 years later...