Well, its out. I'm a poser. For now.

2007 Volvo XC70 - 25.8 MPG - Loaner so often I have my memory settings programmed to my key, only... I can't (not supposed to) drive it
2006 Volvo S40 T5 AWD. - 17.8 MPG - Lemon, 30 trips to the fookin' shop in a year and those bastards still won't give my $ back.
2004 VW Touareg V6 - 12.5 MPG (me) - 20.3 MPG (mom) - Fully Loaded, 75K, falling apart, waiting for non-MSRP X5 (but now the 3.0's too slow for her )
1995 Volvo Brick Wagon - 20 MPG - couldn't get rid of it, sits at the lake and driven by those who come
1930 Ford convertible - pre POS days, selling for space in the garage