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Originally Posted by statdoc
You are worth exactly $2,473,124
Luckily, I had penis size to offset my age. 
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Jeesh, Doc: I listed my youthful "length", and it still
didn't offset the 60 years,

...jes' wait until ya'll
get a little older: I've lost an inch in all the important
dimensions: height, length, etc.
Now, if they had given bonus points for growing hair in
weird azz places, I coulda recouped a few.