Your question does not suck less by posting in a different section of the forum...obviously no one here has had this thought...so you will need to find your own location my recommendation would be to remove the fron fender liner and stick it up there as there is space that or infront of the wheel behind the bumper...by the way this is still the stupidest thing I have seen on this forum

Don't be that guy

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