I was walking back from the dining hall the other day, and came across this funny T-shirt that read:

HEAVEN is when.....

The British are the Police
The French are the Chefs
The Germans are Mechanics
The Italians are the Lovers

......and everything is organized by the Swiss.

HELL is when....

The British are the Chefs
The French are the Mechanics
The Germans are the Police
The Swiss are the Lovers

.......and everything is organized by the Italians.

That cracked me up.