I was at a mexican restaurant, and next to us was your typical ignorant American, and I overheard "I don't know where Beliz is, do you."
I muttered under my breath "I do, and it's Belize." Then, Cinco De Mayo came up, but the guy pronounced it "Cinco de Maaayo" (like mayo on a burger). I muttered "It's Cinco de Maio"

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