I like how the quote has a crossed-off section:

"This machine is for you. Powered by Bimmer's 3.0L turbocharged inline-six, It fits on your countertop and lets you keep it simple with espresso or go more complex with cappuccino."

With all those functions, I wonder how long the owner's manual is for that......coffee maker. You'll spend about 17 minutes fiddling with the adjuster to get juuuuuuuuuuuust the right amount of steam (see page 486).