Of course this is breaking news in our worthless society, you can't possibly be shocked by it.

For some reason they chose not to run the original story title: "Drunk slut passes out on foyer, K-Fed calls cops"

Breaking news would be: Britney Spears earns a doctorate from Harvard.

Can't she just overdose like a good alcoholic...

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