P, No need...we have lots of wading birds strutting around the ponds
that surround our lil' golf track. (The full timers call them "lakes"; I call them turtle ponds.) We are thinking of getting some Yard Art but the ArchReviewBored is a bunch of humorless tightazzes here,

TrueX...sometimes he's on the ball; he checked it out also and
found the Snopes link and mentioned it in the orig email and pic
he sent to me. Ah, you know the Father & Son deal. I'll pass along
your Props.