Alright, here we go:

- A picture of me and the boss in Hawaii.


- A picture of me in Hilo somewhere.


- A picture of me being silly. (In case you're wondering, yes, I took the picture myself.)


There, now you see the "Obese" Juan (BMI 30).

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Whenever I text "Barack," my phone suggests the word "Capable." I guess my my phone IS pretty smart.