Here in Texas sometimes the law goes to far
for instance

Under a 1973 Texas law, it is prohibited the sale of ““Obscene device[s]” mean[ing] a device including a dildo or artificial vagina, designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.“. People have been arrested recently, most notably a store clerk in Lubbock, TX in 2007 & Burleson in 2004.

You are not allowed to eat your nebighors garbage without their permission. Doing so will result in Jail time!

If you own a horse, you are not allowed to ride said horse at night with out tail lights.

Whether you are a boy or girl, it’s illegal for you to flirt with your hands or eyes.

No obnoxious odors are allowed to be emitted in an elevator.

In LeFors, it is illegal to swallow more than three gulps of beer while standing.

Yeah, just what everyone needs is an unrealistic dildo, because by law in Dallas, it is illegal to own one that is realistic

Homesexual behavior is considered a misdemeanor under Texas law.

21.06. Homosexual Conduct

(a) A person commits an offense if he engages in deviate sexual intercourse with another individual of the same sex.

(b) An offense under this section is a Class C misdemeanor.

It is illegal to promote the use of or own more than 6 dildos!

Politician’s must acknowledge a higher being! No religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office, or public trust, in this State; nor shall any one be excluded from holding office on account of his religious sentiments, provided he acknowledge the existence of a Supreme Being.

In tennesse It is illegal for a male in Nashville to have an erection in public.

In maryland It is highly illegal and punishable to receive oral sex or adminster it to anyone else.