Our entire university newspaper (The Cavalier Daily) ran pretty much the entire edition today based on April Fools.

The front page story consisted of a headline calling some girl "slut", the Student Council boycotting the Summer Beijing Olympics due to human rights' violations, and a new "Schrimp Blimp" being used to enforce campus safety. There was also an article that stated there would be a new area of study called "Pimpology" (story continues on page XXX), and that Student Health was diagnosing cases of male pregnancy.

Today was the only day I actually bothered to read our school newspaper.