I could not agree with you more! Cheezy is the word! It took me quite some time and then I stumbled on Dave G's product at
www.customangeleyes.com
The one thing about his solution was that it still holds the stock look and feel while bringing the Face up to date..IMO!!

I have seen the other solutions offered....they are good...but Dave's are just cleaner looking if that makes sense. I will get that shot for you on and off of the projector! Happy to do it! Give me a couple of hours and I'll run out and snap em'
RR