Oh -yes I do! How about the time, we were in Baghdad! My team was going to blow up a building next door at night. It was hot and muggy..couldn't figure out how to work the laser so that the flying Skunk can drop that big a$$ cruiser down the tube. Aircraft was coming in 10mins and we needed to go up the stairs without shooting someone. That would be bad jojo! I started dreaming about my Mustang (Roxanne) going up I-4. We got to a room and heard some noises. We all went to a closet, my staff said "sir, you stink!" I smelled myself and yep, I agreed. We haven't taken a bath in 2 weeks and were in Indian country. We finally, got the laser set-up and blew the building. Then I woke up, full of drugs and my men carried me out. Damn, would you know it I got shot in the leg...Damn to hell! And that my friend is a true story...lost 2 men that night! Drugs or speeding not included.

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