OK, who are we kidding, we all know what's right with America...
We have the coolest aircraft carrier battle groups, B-2 Stealth bombers, Naval Special Warfare units (kick-ass SEALs), bunker-buster JDAMs, and Predator drones with Hellfire missiles. And if Iran's Mahmoud Ama-Douche-ad keeps talking smack, he'll get to witness the poetry of all these systems in Hollywood Technicolor. That will be his dinner. Israel will then give him his dessert