Quote:
|
Originally Posted by FSETH
Forget that. I can tell you how to run your X on air. That's right, plain old air! Send $1,000 to my pay pal account and I will tell you how.  |
An old scam. Old, old, old. I offer a new one, a scientific approach, free of charge*. Merely drive on roads that are 50% downhill and you will save 50% of what you would spend if you chose those annoying uphill routes.
Join as a Life Member and you will receive information
from space! on how to drive downhill for the rest of your life.
*Life Members of my cult merely sign off their house to me, unburdoning themselves of oppressive possessions.**
**Inspection required. Squalid dwellings, crack houses or those owned by a bank require additional donations like maybe a new X5 or a hot daughter*** or something.
***Doesn't have to be a daughter. Or even hot if rich and a good cook.