Oh boy! this is from before my time
where shall I begin
1) Tourists. Especially from MA or NY who think they are superior to me because Maine because is a "poor" state. OR Quebec. Because even though they speak perfect english, they have to ask "you speak french?" 91 times before doing anything
2) Hybrid Drivers
3) PDA
4) Fattys who give me the evil eye for "taking up the road" while running
5) Tahoe Drivers
6) Women who think that desperate housewives is written about them, and them only, when it is definately not
7) The Unmarked Mustangs on the Maine Turnpike
8) How even though there are 90 other parking spots, some moron in a SUV parked 5 inches from your door. every single time
9) 16 year old kids who think they're badass as shit, and wanna race you every time they see your badge
10) Revenue Traps, government waste (Idling V8's behind billboards) and the Screwsbury MA Police Dept, who now hides behind a gas sign and pops out with a lidar gun and a big dumb grin
11) PC/Thought Police
12) Ecomentalists. Because they are better than you in every way because they drive a tinbox car that gets 40MPG and eat granola 5 times a day.
13) Whiny moms who make a point of going 5 under the limit in their Siennas, hang childrens clothing from their mailbox to deter going 35 on a secondary through road, order "your speed is" signs, spray paint the speed limit in the road
14) NH Toll
15) How every x5world meet is within 7 days of me being there anyways, so I can't go twice
16) Obama groupies
17) How having a car parked outside your house here is "probable cause" to be searched for underage consumption
18) Swirl Marks
19) How every GM SUV has at least one DRL out
20) Homeowners Associations / Politics / Drama / Bullshit
21) How no dealer will stock a car with a manual transmission. OR sport package.
22) Classic 24-Hour Road Hazard and Replacement being closed from 4 PM on Friday to 9 AM on Monday.
23) Handbag Dogs

I think thats all that is really-- oh wait

24) Badgewhores