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Old 03-24-2005, 07:54 PM
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I heard the funniest joke today

My friend gets text message jokes on his cell phone... Here are some of the funny ones:

What do fish use to get high?
-Seaweed

How do you know if an elephant has been having sex at your house?
-All your Hefty bags are gone

And my favorite:
What do a walrus and a tupperware set have in common?
-They both like a tight seal

Hope you enjoy!
CJ
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