I thought of another one:
So this women puts an ad in the paper saying she doesnt want a man to leave her, and she doesnt want him to hit her and she wants him to be good in bed. A few weeks go by...So then a man with no legs or no arms comes to her door and rings the door bell. She comes and he says "I dont have legs to run away from you and I dont have arms to hit you" and she asks "are you good in bed?" and he says "How do you think i rang the door bell?"

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