i figure I'll pop a couple of extra 81mg of aspirin tonight and watch the show

I can see it now :
Obama " Ya know America needs Change, and alot people feel I lack the leadership qualities to make the right decisions this Country needs. Well, I tell you it reminds me when I was a boy on the streets of Chicago and my Dad was in Ethopia. He gave a fellow a drink of water, he did'nt ask anything in return, just a good cold drink of water. I want to give America that drink of water too...Ladies and Gentlemen...WE NEED THAT DRINK OF WATER, and AS YOUR PRESIDENT I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THAT DRINK OF WATER!!!!!"


Crowd : THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE, WOMEN FAINTING, THEN A CHANT O BAMA O BAMA!