Reason #371 I love living in Greenville.
I didn't see the merge sign, about midnight and elected to cut off a dually pickup with a dixie flag on the back instead of sideswiping him. He flashed me and chased me up the offramp, and yelled at me to get my "yankee ass" out of the car. He then proceeded to chase me until I got inside the university gates, with the rental cop and "No Firearms" sign.