I'll be sitting around my great grandmothers dinning room table, which was recently restored after my grandmother passed away. My sisters and first cousins will be there. We plan on eating good old Italian food, drinking mass quantities of red wine and laughing our asses off as we read the contents of the file grandma left which is titled "To be read in the event of my death". The file contains stories and observations on the world according to Rosie. Grandma was a funny lady.
Beat that
