Either I'm supposed to see invisible things or I'm supposed to be psychic.
LIST YOUR BIRTHDAY IN YOUR PROFILE, PEOPLE! THEN YOU WON'T HAVE TO SEND ME A PM ALL UPSET BECAUSE THERE WASN'T A HAPPY BIRTHDAY THREAD! 
Anywho---
Happy Birthday, Real Chef!
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