Want to see what Danica gave me for Christmas?
I was heading home from Mom's and I was about two miles from home when I noticed all of the warning lights came on the dash. The thing lit up like a Christmas tree. The temperature gauge went all the way to hot and the tachometer and speedometer stopped working. Then I get the "TRANS. FAIL SAFE PROG" message. I was able to get it home. It barely moved when I hit the gas after being stopped to pull into my garage.
Merry Fucking Christmas.