Just put the back of the car up on jack stands and run it in reverse...geez haven't you seen "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" ?

Of course you're probably interested in getting more than just a couple hundred miles off the car so you probably should stock up on some gas in the garage. I recommend some of those rubber garbage cans and some garden hose to feed the fuel tank; that should do the trick nicely. Oh and the car will generate some exhaust so probably better to leave. Just let it run overnight and after a few weeks you should be into negative numbers which naturally will result in a resale value that's HIGHER than the original MSRP !