With the advise of PersonaNonGrata, I decided to convince my brother that we should test drive a Cadillac CTSV. For the last few days we had been testing:
Mercedes E63 AMG
BMW M5
Cayenne GTS
and today we called for a CTSV test drive.

Here is the review I posted about my local Cadillac dealer on Yelp for your enjoyment:

WINNER of the ASSHAT of the month award... FELIX CHEVROLET CADILLAC.

Talk about a bunch of scumbags...

Lets first start with a picture of their sales department:
"Hi, do you have a Cadillac CTSV that we can test drive"
"We had four, just sold one, now we have 3"
"Great, we'll be there in 5 minutes for a test drive"
"Sorry, we can't allow a test drive until after you have paid for the vehicle."

--- You A*holes. You Suck. We were test driving $100,000 Mercedes E63 AMG's yesterday, BMW M5's the day before, but we can't test drive the Cadillac CTSV ???? What do we need a mustache and a pedophile license to test drive a cadillac? Or do we need to agree to the financial terms of a vehicle that might be a huge POS?

So we called the manager. His name is JOSE. Or maybe we should call him, JOSE"no". Cause even that ASSHAT wouldn't agree to allowing us to test drive the vehicle without first negotiating the terms of the purchase..

-- Now for those of you that don't understand much about car purchase, lease situations, let me be the first to tell you, this is the clearest way a dealership can try to rip you off. It's the perverbal equivalent of going to buy a house and the seller asks you, HOW MUCH CAN YOU AFFORD TO PAY FOR IT? - cause that will be our sale price, assuming it's more than what I was going to ask.

I hope those mustache wearing, pedophile enticing, Cadillac douche's get what they deserve, a trip to the unemployment line..

YOU SUCK FELIX..... And I hope everyone knows it.

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