ummm (this is just a reality, the only reason I am posting this)

No offense, but you guys should see what goes on in the back of the house or the staff off hours.

My intro (in Europe) went like this:
"What kind of women do I fook"
"Beautiful women, Chef"
"What kinda women do you guys fook?"
"Ugly women, Chef"
"Why?"
"Because you're the Chef!!, Chef."

Ahhh, those were the days....