i can`t resist telling this story about a man and wife driving to supermarket when car breaks down in car park.
the wife goes into store while man stays to repair car.
wife leaves store with shopping to see a crowd gathered around her car and when she gets to car she sees mans legs sticking out from under car.
people are pointing at mans shorts because his wedding tackle is visible so wife bends down and gently tucks away his tackle.
she then stands upright to see her husband at other side of car.
turns out he called out mechanic who now has to go to hospital to have stitches to a cut on his forehead .
poor guy must have thought some critter had crawled up his shorts.