cliffs notes:
1) owner drops off car for oil change
2) porter scratches it accidentally and owns up to it
3) GM of dealership calls owner, agrees to have it fixed at local bodyshop, tells BodyShop owner that no one is to drive it
4) Body shop owner lets son drive it
5) son totals it

JustDriven Blog Archive Ford GT dropped off for routine service gets smushed!!!

Moral of story?

CHange your own oil.

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