Yeah this takes the cake..

Price $27,995
Miles 24236 Miles
VIN WAUKF78E46A227174
Stock 17370
"Please don't fire my Daddy.... Please don't fire my Daddy." How sad, how sad. The two little tykes of Mr. Markie, (one of our managers) are balling their eyes out, 'cause Mr. Barry, our esteemed dealer principal is furious that Mr. Markie bought this car. "It's too damn much money," ranted Mr. Barry. "But, Mr. Barry, the sticker price is and was $42,135..... if you could get an '09 like this one it would be $48,000." "Mr. Markie, you don't move this one pronto... You're Fired!!!" Gee, Mr. Barry sounds just like Donald Trump. So little Sean makes this appeal. "Please, don't let my Daddy get fired.... this is a nice car.... this is a very nice car and my Daddy says the car is lowed, I mean loaded." Kailyn, Mr. Markie's beautiful little girl said, " Please don't be cheap... don't be a cheapo." And finally a direct appeal from Mr. Markie.... "My fellow Americans. I bought this Audi A-4 Avant because it was the most heavily equipped Avant, east of the Mississippi. It only has 24,000 miles.. (I need this job) it is incredibly equipped... it has Navigation, technology package, (I need this job) premium package, premium audio, (I need this job) Bose sound, Bluetooth... it is virtually perfect... no scratches or dents... it is a beautiful combination (my kids really eat a lot), Dolphin Gray with Black leather.... I know you will love this car (as much as I love my job).... I need to sell this car, (I need my job), I priced this car at the lowest lowest lowest price I could, with Audi Certification.... $27,995. I know you would like to pay less... (I would like to keep my job) we have other Avants for less, but not like this one. On behalf of myself, my lovely wife and beautiful kids, I would like to thank you in advance for buying this car.... not beating me up (too much) on the price, and doing it rather quickly." "Thank you...thank you, very much." More info

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