Not to worry, We here at Funf Dreisig AG have retained a high end consulting firm (at high cost*, I might add) that warned us about premature market penetration (or some such term). I am not at liberty to tell you their name, but they made Enron what is is today. They said we should hold back any excitingly explosive introductions as long as we possibly could, thereby enhancing the enjoyment of all concerned.

Besides its no longer called the "Red Handle Relocation Kit", its now called the "Red T Handle Holder for Dummies" you big.... err.... customer, you.

Funf Dreisig AG

* But, their really slick PowerPoint presentations that parrot back every thing we told them, but in a very well crafted way, are included in their exorbitant fees. These will surely sell well with the board, who all worked for this very pricey firm before they were put out to pasture to milk former clients.