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Old 11-14-2009, 09:09 PM
FunfDreisig FunfDreisig is offline
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Originally Posted by NotEntirelyJack View Post
You guys are freakin' me out. How much more do I have spend for the witch doctor? Would it be cheaper to have FunfDreisig drive my car for a year and take the bus? What kind of gremlins will I have?
The Funf Dreisig AG exorcise service is FREE, so obviously this is your very cheapest option. Besides the BMW "witch doctor" solution requires a special rear view mirror accessory package -- shrunken heads.

Funf Dreisig AG provides a money back guaranty for removal of all gremlins that are willing to accept our employment offers.

Of course you are strictly on your own with the already documented pesky E70 gremlins (e.g the one that leaves your neglected and miffed X5 immobilized and provides your dealer with "unfavorable driver" report) since they are a pre-existing condition of all E70 X5s

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