I can only imagine my malignant scowl I'd force upon the guy who wore a glove when pumping gas only a month ago... Now its me Break all the mirrors...

I have easy access to disposable plastic gloves where I work but it seems so weak. Almost as bad as that poster who complained about getting dirt on the back of his suitpants from the overhang of the sidesteps... Oh that was me too, the shame...