Welcome to the club.
Wait just a minute.... You are in a club of your own, lucky bastard! Never seen pictures of an accident with before and after shots where the only discernable damage is a bent tail pipe.
Glad to hear the wife is ok and the car is not badly damaged.
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2001 e53 4.4i Sport, Nieman Marcus Edition. Stealth One.
2013 e70 3.5d Stacked, Custom