You guys/ladies are too funny.
I will say, it was most likely the cleanest place for miles.

Almost slept in it myself.

Those reports on hotel rooms just FREAK me out. Slept on the edge of the bed, fully clothed.
As far as actaully driving like a van; doesn't an X5 hold the 3rd fastestest time on the Nurburing? Well, with a v12 and 20mm drop. Sabine herself, couldn't break 10 minutes in a real van (Econoline) on Top Gear.
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2001 e53 4.4i Sport, Nieman Marcus Edition. Stealth One.
2013 e70 3.5d Stacked, Custom