A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all
perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St.
Peter asks the first girl, "Tami, have you ever had any contact with a
male naughty organ?"' She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once
touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." He said "okay dip
the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gates."
He asked the next girl the same question and she said "well I once
fondled and stroked one". He said "okay dip your whole hand in the holy
water and pass through the gates." All of a sudden, there was a lot of
commotion in the line of girls. One pushed her way to the front of the
line. When she got there, he asked, "Mariah, what seems to be the rush?"
She said "if I'm going to have to gargle that holy water, I want to do
it before Natalie sticks her ass in it!"

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