- Drivers who flick burning cigarettes out of their car window at highway speeds while you're driving behind them. This should be subject to instant death penalty. By hanging.

-Commercials on TV that are purposefully 10 dB louder than the program you happen to be watching. THIS IS EQUIVALENT TO SOMEONE TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Guess what, now you've ticked me off enough that I'm going to mute your ass and not even care what you're advertising.

-A teen ricer thug zig-zagging through 4 lanes at 95 mph. In a tinted Honda Civic with a coffee can exhaust. Yeah dude, you da Man! Now, repeat after me: "Hello, my name is Dipshit."