See that's the beauty of the Funf Dreisig AG "fookin light' Repair Kit for Dummies.

After trillions of picoseconds of online research, our geeky gnomes have determined that the vast majority of current BMW owners don't want to be bothered with determining the actual cause of the CEL light illumination. And they get seriously grumpy when they discover that getting the light to turn off, will require a trip to their dealer, where they will almost certainly be told a tall tale that would make Paul Bunyan blush. They simply find the CEL light annoying and want it to stop cluttering up their dash display -- now. That is why we developed the unique, no-hassle, instant-gratification Funf Dreisig AG "fookin light' Repair Kit for Dummies. Just place a small snip of the black-as-sin, carbon-fiber duck tape over the offending 'fookin light'* and drive on with confidence that you will never be bothered by that 'fookin light' again

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* this extremely versatile product fits every 'fookin light' on ANY BMW dash. Case discounts are available.