Funny Parody on the initial BP spill, from YouTube:
YouTube - BP Spills Coffee
And, for those of you with some disposable dough, and ballz,
here are the Options listing for BP. Note the Puts sections;
the Quants have this thing jived for "The House", and are
waiting for the retail idiots to wander in, Carnival barker style, imo.
BP: Options for BP p.l.c. Common Stock - Yahoo! Finance