The future is a scary thing aint it.
Keep living and here are some things you can look forward to.

Get a seat when you want. When you take a bus, and you want to sit down. It sucks getting on a bus and not seeing an open seat. The older you are, the faster someone will be willing to give up their seat.

Three words: Senior citizens discount. You must be thinking of old people who get cheap stuff . They spend their whole life saving up their money, and for some reason; all of a sudden, their stuff is cheaper when they retire.

Then there’s the observation Booth: Just watching people who think
they know it all make a fool of themselves. You don’t have to be
senile to know when that’s happening.

I want to walk with a cane. Two kinds of people have canes: old people and pimps, and as far as I'm concerned, they're both equally awesome.
(To bad though I don’t own a cane. I have a gym membership instead.)

Oh never mind: To hell with SENILITY. I plan on maintaining my VIRILITY right up until the end! stirring the pot as often as I can........

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"What you hear in a great jazz band is the sound of democracy. “The jazz band works best when participation is shaped by intelligent communication.”
Harmony happens whenever different parts get to form a whole by means of congruity, concord, symetry, consistency, conformity, correspondence, agreement, accord, unity, consonance…….